I've been in a bit of NaNo crisis over the past week or so - life has been complicated enough and it's been not the best fodder for fic writing - or planning, rather - but, tonight I spent some quality time with a few friends and a notebook and managed to come up with 12 of my 20 needed themes. Thus far, i've avoided cruzing on the obvious fetish chapter because, frankly, if one of these chapters doesn't pan out, i'd like to be able to fall back on whatever applicable fetish i like to pad the bad boy out ;)

I do, however, have a list of questions, which may, periodically, be updated to house any new questions that new ideas my inspire me to ask of people. Please, if you're reading this, take a second to respond. Just shoot me an e-mail at graphics[at]bitterepiphany[dot]com and hit me with your answers. If you don't mind terribly including a few other personal details, it would be much appreciated so i can take a cross section and file everything correctly.

And remember, just because I didn't ask doesn't mean I wont be amused by your story or your insight. I'll take what I can get and, as long as your stories don't involve children, you probably can't offend me. ;)

Onto the Survey!

Basics:
Age:
Gender:
Relationship Status:

Virginity:
It's 10 o'clock - do you know where your virginity is?

If your answer was yes - why? are you keeping it as part of a plan (like to wait until marriage) or is it more a matter of lack of a willing party?

Have you ever lied about being a virgin to premit your SO the sense of conquor?

Why did you hold onto yours as long as you did? Was it a decision based on remaining concervative or chaste or was it more a matter of convenience?

Relationships & Sex w/Other People:
Do you believe a threesome would ruin a commited relationship?

Have you ever been part of a threesome? (in any relationship status)

If yes, which part (were you all friends, were you all drunk, was it a couple and you were the third or were you part of a couple? did the relationship last?)

How do you define cheating? What acts would be considered cheating in your book?

What acts would make you leave your partner?

Pornography & Porn Stores:
Have you ever been to a porn shop?

If no - why not?

If yes - were you freaked out the first time you went in? Does it still freak you out?

If yes - why did you go?

What is the craziest piece of porography you've ever seen/heard of?

Have you ever watched pornography (skinimax doesn't count)

If yes - for pleasure or giggles?

If no - why not?

Have you ever watched pornography with a parter? Is it a couples thing for you? Do you shop for it together?

Do you find the "characters" in pornography to be unattainable?

If yes - is it because of their physical bodies, their reaction to sex, their ability to tolerate uncomfortable positions and penetrations?

What's the strangest (or what are some of the strangest) thing/things that have ever happend to you in a porn store?

Some Misc...:
Faciels: Pro? Con? What the hell am I talking about?

Do you travel with a passport?

To shave/was or not to shave/wax?

Does hair on other people freak you out?

Toys:
Do you own any?

If not - why?

If yes - what?

If yes - where did you get them? (online, local store, gift, etc...)

Did you go shopping with a partner? Do you use them with a partner or only on your own?

More:
in the spirt of political correctness, the following questions are aimed at everyone, just answer those that seem relevant to the gender of your interst :P

Spit or Swallow?

Do you believe you've ever made a woman orgasm?

Has a woman ever told you you made her orgasm?

Do you believe you have ever sueccessfully located the g-spot

Do you have any funny stories for me, witty observations, philosophical observations, etc....?

Is this the most personally invasive survey you ever opted to take?

Boys Only, Please:
Have you ever lied about how old/young you were when you lost your virginity to make yourself seem younger when you lost it? (i.e, you were really 18 but you said you were 16.)

If anal sex appeals to you - why?

If you've never had anal sex and were about to, would you admit it to your parter? Would you admit it to your friends?

Have you ever "come out of the gate"...prematurely.